This week the AJC reported that in addition to switching defense attorneys, Michael Vick has been busy penning a book during his time in prison. The former Falcon is still looking for a co-author for project, so we figured we’d toss our collective hat in the ring. What follows is a list of our suggested book titles that should show Vick just how serious we are about this whole enterprise. There will be rape stand jokes.
If I Did It…Ah Fuck, Yeah I Did It
Everyone Makes Mistakes
The Red Badge of Dog Blood
One Flew Over the Fighting Pit
How Much is That Doggie in the Window and How Quickly Can I Strip of His Loving, Docile Demeanor and Turn Him into a Vicious Killing Machine With a Taste for Flesh?
To Kill a Fighting Dog
All Dogs Go To The Rape Stand
If It Ain’t A Pit, It Ain’t Shit
Why Michael Jenkins is to Blame For This Entire Mess
Rin Tin TKO
I Might Have Misunderstood the Phrase ‘Hangdog Expression’
Mike’s Adventures In Jenkem Land
Marley and His Opponent and Me
101 Dalmatians with Their Throats Ripped Out
Four Legs And A Funeral
What We Did When We Didn’t Feel Like Playing Tiger Woods
Dead Dogs Tell No Tails
I Know Why the Caged Dog Howls (Because I Electrocuted Its Balls)
No Exit: And Three Other Stories About The Torture Room
Oedipus Rex and Other Dogs I Killed
The Killing of a Chinese Ookie
Howl and Other Poems About Dog Rape
The Rape Stand In the Rye
Dogtown and C-Block
Doghouse versus Big House — WHO YA GOT?
Everything is Illuminated (Because Otherwise You Couldn’t See the Dogs Fight)
The Canine Pugilist at Rest
Turner vs. Hooch
Air Bud 6: Ultimate Fighter
Milo and Otis’ Severed Claw
Lassie Come Fight
Add your own in the comments.