We already mentioned the story of the former NFL cheerleader arrested for touching a 12-year-old’s dick in a bathroom. As we all know, a story hasn’t been properly covered until NMA Media offers its skewed and possibly drug-induced take on the proceedings. As so it is with this story. Truth be told, this might be one of the most grounded videos I’ve seen NMA produce. There isn’t even a shoehorned in graphic death. Either way, still worth it for the above image along with the caption “grabbed his weiner”.