Having already exhausted attempts to get their message out through skywriting, billboards and sparsely attended rallies, Tebow zealots in Jacksonville are now going with newspaper ads to badger an unwilling Jaguars front office into signing the terribly popular (and popularly terrible) player. Tsk tsk. Couldn’t even pony up for a full-page ad.
Anyway, what’s their next move? I say dropping leaflets on the city from a blimp with Teebs face painted on it. It crashes of course.