Song: “White Riot,” The Clash
I’m so…so… — fuck it I’ve got three Smirnoff Ices in me — happy!
We did it! This town finally won a title. No more wallowing in dejection and overwhelming rancor. We’re a people who are ready to love again.
Hark! It sounds as though some folks have already started with the raillery outside my door. Perhaps I will join them in the spreading of cheer.
Felicitations friends! We’re champions of the–
OH GOD WHAT ARE DOING WITH ME! NO, NOT THE PANTS! DON’T SET MY PUBES ON FIRE! OOOOWWWW FUCK!
LEAVE ME IN PEACE. I ONLY WISH TO CELEBRATE OUR – NNNNOOOO! MY ANUS IS NOT THE APPROPRIATE PLACE FOR THE PARKING METER!
Just leave me here to die.
Uuuuuunnnnnnhhhhhhh. The torrents of batteries… They were too much…