He’d smack that ass. HARD.
I bet Rex and Bill Clinton have more stories than a bottle has songs.
I assume you mean “than a bible’s got psalms”, right?
/genuinely curious if you were making a joke or not.
Old Irish saying
Interesting. I like that. Reminds me of getting drunk and listening to the Pogues.
Oh is that what House of Pain says in “Jump Around”? I thought it was ‘got more rhymes than the Beatles got songs’ (I just thought he was intentionally mispronouncing ‘Beatles’).
I got more rhymes than Jamaicas got mangos?
Got more hits than Saduhara Oh.
I Salute thee Rex.
I bet he was checking out her feet.
i bet your right
which right of his are you betting?
He’s wearing the present Wolfman Rob bought him for Christmas 2006.
Are you kidding? He gets a new one every year.
She seems comfortable with balls near her chin.
So that’s what a Chin Ho is! Thanks Kam Fong!
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING TITTIES!
That’s great hustle, you’re new nickname is Sugar Pussy!
your, not you’re
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy nubbed my dickhole, this little piggy got gooey….
Aren’t the ‘ and the d unnecessary for Rex?
The Jesus chain is a particularly nice touch.
Rex could always spot good free-agent tight end talent.
does the back say “with a shovel?”
Either that gastric surgery REALLY worked or this is actual Ron Perlman is going around telling people he coaches the Jets
Red-eye reduction people!
Amazing, Coach Ryan. Make sure you work on the cock management and tits package with her.
I hope for her well-being that she’s not into cleveland steamers.
Would be better if it was Rob Ryan and he didn’t even have a shirt.
If I have time I’ll photoshop the original photo I use as my avatar.
I too would hit that.
As an aside, Skinny Rex Ryan looks like 55 Year Old Ben Affleck.
For the longest time I thought it was “More rhymes than Nirvana’s got songs”. I always wondered what the deal was since Nirvana wasn’t that popular when Jump Around came out.
There’s your Rob Ryan photoshop just to be clear.
Yikes. Nice work.
Thanks. I take great pride in my work.