Please please please beat the Steelers, RoboFlaccoCop on a unicorn.
Where’s his karate gi?
After “Homicide: Life on Seseame Street”, I can never think of Bert without bursting out into laughter ever again.
I for one welcome our new Yinzer overlords.
Still beats dipshit Ravens fans who try to call him Joe Cool. Like no other four-time Super Bowl-winning quarterback has claim to that one.
Not pictured: Ed Reed as the ED-209, and Ray-Ray as Sgt. Murtaugh
Wait a minute, are those housing projects in the backgrou—oh, silly me. I got tricked again by that purple camo! It’s so effective!
Also an awesome QB nickname: Big Ben.
Like no other famously tall, sturdy building is called THAT.
I’m looking forward to the Photoshop of Roethlisberger seated upon a My Little Pony wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume.
Please. Knifey and Serrel Thugs are going down.
//Number six, one for the dick.
Ape, we’ve all heard about how reprehensible Ravens fans (and people from Baltimore) are. And you’re probably right. However, when it comes to the AFC Championship, we have to root for the lesser of two evils. Hope you understand.
I’m looking forward to the photoshop of Caveman and Ape slap-fighting each other over an extra ticket to the Iron and Wine show.
Eh, root for whoever you like. Once the “Ray-Ray is a clean man of God now” profiles run non-stop for two weeks prior to the Super Bowl, you may come to regret it.
Baltimore fans have the same football IQ as Vince Young.
I already regret it! I don’t like the Colts on many levels but can respect Tony Dungy. And he is clearly a good man wrapped in Christianity. Ray Ray….uhhh….not so much.
@CC: I beg to disagree with your assertion that this Ben Rogratsname character is sturdily built….
I’m rooting for Godzilla to rise out of the Inner Harbor and take down the stadium at halftime.
Seriously, enough with all the “Dungy is such a good Christian, such a good man” bullshit. It’s trite and it’s annoying and the guy’s a homophobe who covers being an ignorant asshole with devout Christianity. He’s obviously no Stabby, but he’s not a fucking saint either.
Oh sure. Yep. A Baltimore/Arizona superbowl is what the world needs right now. (Although with NBC carrying the broadcast, watching Michaels and Madden try to put a shine on the turd might be hilarious…then again probably not.)
can we all agree that Snoopy is the original Joe Cool?
also, CC is a photoshopping machine today.
Big Ben’s head is exactly like the building. At the end of V for Vendetta.
Go Steelers. I will never, never, never root for the Ravens.
the biggest reason for me to root against the Ravens: Willis McGahee
Does this make Big Ben Clarence Boddicker?
RoboFlaccoCop on a unicorn? I’d buy that for a dollar!
/considers changing username to WhatWouldFlacco’sPurpleUnicornDo
The scariest thing about the economy is that an increasing number of unemployed males will now be sitting at home, drinking in excess, and beating their wives when they come home from their waitress jobs they took to try to just survive. In other words, the Steelers fan base is about to explode.
Throw in John Clayton as the guy that takes a bath in toxic waste and you’ve got something.
Does anyone have Bonnie Tyler running through their head right now?
Um, me neither.
Smurphette: True. Dungy’s level of bullshit is lesser on the shit scale, but still on the scale.
Do I really have to root for one of these fucking teams? I’d much rather jump of the Verrazano Bridge than watch this game. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Well at least if the Ravens win that would cut deep into the hearts of all Yinzers since they think they own the rivalry, but then I would possibly be root for *gasp* the Eagles to defeat them in the Super Bowl???
/come on Cardinals, don’t fuck this up
Flacco’s Unicorn HEYYYY!
@ Ape: Ooh, I’ll have to hear about Ray Lewis! Oh-no! I’ll take a few retrospectives of the murderer over:
Endless accolades to Polamalu’s hair.
Freaking Rooneys sucking on their cigar cock-surrogates.
One for the dick.
The 3-4 and all the fucktasters that “could ONLY succeed in a scheme like the STILLERS”.
The cool leadership of a head coach brought in to run a Tampa 2 and left with nothing better to do than look Omar Epp-ish on the sidelines as a figurehead.
Ben talking about the PIT offensive scheme and suddenly starting to go into Halo strategies in an interview after the copious amounts of nervous system damage.
Shrines being constructed in Korea to worship their new Hines-ian demi-god.
I’ll take an unsincere felon or two over that barrage of douchery any day of the week!
Yeah, GothRodgers, you’re right. It’s totally shitty when teams “have a personality” and fans “celebrate various aspects of that personality” to “heighten their enjoyment of the game.” I really wish people would just shut the fuck up, shoot themselves full of morphine, and watch the games with a lukewarm cup of tea already.
Or better yet: don’t watch the games at all. It’s so fucking douchey to care.
Can’t we all drop acid like in the IBM commercials and just feel the games?
“Let the eagle sooooaaarrrrr…”
i’m with the mrs. anyone who gives a shit about the rest of these playoffs can eat my asshole
@Mrs.: No, I love teams that have personalities and fans who celebrate them. That’s great. See, what I hate is the damn STEELERS personality. Big difference.
So the hating must continue I’m afraid…though I do believe I will take up your morphine suggestion.
Never fear, after this week we will have either McNabb or Warner to save us.
I can’t wait to hear the —— ——‘s excuses on Monday. And the hate, the beautiful , beautiful hate.
Let’s just skip the conference finals and Super Bowl and get on with the KSK Friday Draft. Those are so much more interesting than any of these four teams.
/can’t believe I just wrote that
//these teams make me want to kill a homeless vagrant
Jeremy Shockey wants to know who your tattoo artist is.
Flacco must be a fond lover of the Glass Menagerie.
After much thought, I’m rooting for the Stealers to win the AFC, then get thoroughly jobbed by the refs in Tampa.
“And Baby Flacco, we can’t help but wonder what mischief you’ll get into next”
God, the playoffs are sucking as much as college football sucked last year. Do I honestly have to root for the Ravens? Part of me wants to just so I don’t have Ray Lewis come after me with a shotgun, but the Seahawks fan in me can’t consciously root for the Steelers.
/is still bitter about Superbowl XL
A purple unicorn on a purple camo background seems JUST fucking gay enough for the Ravens.
The Zubaz background really ties it all together.
“//these teams make me want to kill a homeless vagrant”
There’s five of them on the Ravens’ roster.
Is that a slat in his visor, or just the unibrow?