This gives me a hard-on. I could listen to NFL fans boo Roger Goodell for hours. Bravo, football fans. Bra. VO.
[mocksession via SB Nation]
Roger tries to play it off like “Oh, you scamps,” but you know he wishes he had the power to have people executed. Maybe that’s one of the sticking points in the negotiations.
He reminds me of Chappelle in whiteface during the racial draft sketch.
“Quiet down, will you? Would you quit the malarky? A white man is talking here!”
Absolutely glorious. He went home and had an angry tears workout.
Also enjoyed the close-up of the Giants fan chanting out of rhythm.
Also enjoyed the Vikings’ pick.
If only Mr. Feeny was Commissioner…
Come now, Rog. They’re not saying “boo”, they’re saying “I hope you choke on the barbed cock of satan and die painfully”.
The Rog used this vitriol as fuel to pump out an extra 100 one handed pull ups on top of his usual 500 this morning.
What a smarmy piece of shit.
Did you see his tweet from last night? “I agree with fans here at Radio City. We want football. I’m with you, I get it.”
Fuck you. You’re not with us. You fucking hate us. If you could have football where you don’t pay the players and we don’t get to see the games, you would have it that way. Fuck off and die, you dirty greedy cunt discharge.
Nice loophole to the boos with that moment of silence.
“I agree with fans here at Radio City.”
That you’re a power-drunk douche? That’s mighty white of you, sir. Maybe they wanted to see you work out on the stage, ala Jack Palance? “BOOOOOOurpees?”
Smithers: “They’re not saying Boo they’re saying Goo…dell.”
Goodell: “Were you saying Boo or Gooooodell?”
Hans Moleman: “I was saying Goooodell.”
How I despise these peasant festivals. Oh my stars and garters, who told them they were allowed to speak? I need to remember to ask Snyder how to fine plebeians that get uppity. What was it he called it? Suing? Can I sue all these mouthbreathers? Ugh, I cannot WAIT to go back to carrying the piss bucket for entitled billionaires.
“I agree with the fans here at Radio City. I want to have football played. That’s why I and all the owners are working together to stop this injunction that is jeopardizing the ability for us to play football by demanding that we play football. It’s this sort of evil manuevering by the NFLPA in its attempts to get us to play football that prevents us from playing football. See? I’m totally on your side.”
Are they saying “Boo” or “Boourns”?
Peter King hand delivered a quad venti non-fat latte along with a raspberry strudel to The Rog this morning in order to try soothe the wounded heart of this unfairly embattled American hero.
Is his tongue out because Jerry Richardson is behind him with a vibrating butt plug?
I will play this clip over and over and over. Fuck you Sheriff Ginger. Fuck you very much.
I’ve actually softened my stance on Goodell. He probably does want football. He probably is on the side of the fans. However… He has a boss. 32 bosses, actually. And he’s the face of their dickish behavior. You know what? For $10mil per year, I’d be the the focal point of the anger of a few million fans…
I love how he goes from midly surprised, to trying to laugh it off to completely pissed by the time the video ends. The only thing that could have made that moment better would have been to see Judge Nelson walk across the stage and hand him her “FUCK YOU, I’m not staying my previous ruling” ruling. Then her walking off the stage while pointing at the fans.
/gangsta I tells ya
//str8 cash homie
///goes back to work
Nick Saban looks like he’s actually enjoying himself.
This is because the sorrow of others is the only that can nourish him.
I was hoping for the “Gary Bettman” chant, but Jets fans aren’t that clever. Oh well, there’s always next year.
This proves that Gingers are not real people.
Roger really wished he had gone with his original plan, “Operation Get-Behind-The-Darkies.” Would’ve kept him safe from those meanies.
@Brutus–Now, be reasonable. It’s really only men with red hair who are subhuman. We ginger girls are perfectly do-able!
@ Dreadhawk: You have NO idea how right you are sir.
FU RG. Go do some squats over a flaming sword. And I don’t buy that he’s merely along for the ride. Somewhere in that group of 33 there has to be ONE sane individual who says “Wait a sec boys, we could end up getting hoisted by our own petard”
The Ravens fan chick at :47 rubbing out a facial on herself is a nice bonus.
I’m with Mandy. As we all know, CGG has proven that even girls *pretending* to be gingers are still worthy of admiration. Among other things.
Was Ravens girl still chanting when they whiffed on their pick?
Pretend gingers are as bad as fake tits, if you ask me.
Boos are a kind of noise…
Yeah that was pretty great. Gotta say though the rather unnecessary moment of silence was a damn smooth move by the Rog.
I was saying boourns…
/gratuitous simpsons references
“Looks like all of Philadelphia is here because the boo-birds are out!”
OH FUCK YOU BERMAN
Gruden, on the possibility of the Patriots picking a QB: “Maybe they’ll choose a young quarterback and let Brady groom him.”
Have you seen Brady’s hair? He’s not grooming anyone.
The Rog still drawing boos on night 2. Good times.
Gruden: “…a couple of guys were tweeting or twaating…”
Damn that’s some rack on Andy Dalton’s girlfriend. Thumbs up ginger boy.
Man, I was really drunk last night. I thought I saw the Vikings took Christian Ponder in the first round. No more Grey Goose and Red Bull for me.
Kaepernick? Man, Ryan Mallett must really like drugs.
I’m calling it now, Atlanta is going to trade their 1st and 3rd in 2013, their 1st and 2nd in 2014, their 2nd in 2015, and their 2nd in 2016 for ‘Zona’s 2nd rounder this year and will take that long snapper who made that video of himself snapping the ball into trash cans and trucks.
I hear ya.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, SERFS! I WILL END YOU!
No, I hear ya.
Kiper Jr. just let us know that Jabaal Sheard is a player. If I were the Browns I would have drafted an equipment manager instead.
Gruden just dropped 5 THIS GUYs in that last rundown of Ryan Williams alone. Thank god I’m not doing that drinking game like I did last night, I’d be dead soon.
If it weren’t for these ‘experts’ (read: egomaniacs) using their ‘knowledge’ (read: index cards the producer handed them) to ‘explain these picks’ (read: get in face time), we’d probably be in the 3rd round by now.
@ UFL please tell me you didn’t play ” this / that guy ” ? Early liver damage to be sure. It’s best if each player has a separate announcer. For Ethel Mermen Bermen anytime he comes up with a nickname.
Seeing as how I’m still at the office, I’m left watching the live ticker on SI.com. Next year I’m doing this for the first round too. It’s incredible: the camera assholes aren’t blowing all the picks before they’re made (figuratively *or* literally), I don’t have to listen to THIS GUY/THAT GUY/HAIRDO at all, and I still eventually see who’s been picked and who remains. Why has everyone been keeping this secret from me?
Aaaaaaand still no DB for the Boys.
Charles Haley announces pick; does not take his penis out to masturbate. I’m disappointed.
But you don’t get the fun and excitement of having us mock the selection of Christian Ponder.
Also, the Bengals followed up a ginger with another ginger. THAT’S SOME GOOD DRAFTIN’ THERE.
@DancingBaptist – Yes I did play the THIS GUY drinking game last night. I apologize for things I may or may not have said last night in the live blog. I don’t remember much of it. Gruden did me in quick.