Last picture: Could I BE wearing anymore wristbands?
Watching the Broncos self destruct was really just the highlight of my night.
Well, okay, watching the Colts take FO’s projected best pass rusher in the draft at 31 was my highlight.
Tebow at 25 was just the frosting on my draft cake. Claussen slipping to the 2nd was sprinkles.
Needs more biblical eye-black. Bron-Colossians 4:69.
/yours in Christ
At best, Tebow will be about as successful, record-wise, as Jake Plummer in Denver.
Of course, since he’s “God’s QB” (sorry Breesus) and will pander to the fans, he’ll be cheered rather than booed. Unless “at worst” happens. Elwayland has trouble dealing with “at worst.”
A source tell me Tebow was drafted solely to “heal” Brady Quinn.
Not pictured in the last photo: He’s levitating.
/And The LORD said: Thou shalt spread the Word. And SuperAIDS.
Will Tebow save NeckBeard? Or will NeckBeard save Tebow?
And will any of us care?
I just heard “Party Down” is doing an episode this season where they cater a college QB’s draft day party.
I pray to Jesusback that he’s modeled on Jesusback.
Has any man ever looked so much like he has a totally different face when viewed at different angles?
Maybe it’s just the hat.
The douchiness is palpable.
With he and Marmalard in the same division, no one may ever have sex again. Until Ben rapes them.
/see, I can joke about it…sometimes
Holy shit, I can feel the smug dripping from Monkey Business’ post all the way from here. Ugh.
I just think it’s funny that the Jesusback got picked before Douchebag Clausen. Padding stats playing for shitty Notre Dame teams isn’t as impressive to NFL teams as people think, and that makes me smile.
Tebow was drafted specifically to help Brady pray away the gay.
And, playing at mile high, he’s just that much closer to Jeebus.
On his left hand is that a WWBRGDD bracelet?
(And why did he take one off?
funny that the most pro ready qb is still waiting
Ryan Leaf has a fashionable anklet he’d like to show off.
That is the one good thing I like about this new draft format. Overhyped assholes who fall out of the 1st round have a whole day to stew in the disappointment.
@Otto – With the show in LA, I’m betting they go with Clausen’s douchtasticness for that which, if they follow real life and goes undrafted in the 1st round will be high comedy.
I gotta say this though, as much as I love making fun of Tebow (well, I like making fun of anyone really), I don’t hate the kid. The damned media sucking him all the time, crap like ‘spend 5 minutes with him and you’re a better person for it’ and Gruden’s incessant ‘this kid is winner’ is what pisses me off. Tebow seems to be a fairly decent kid, doesn’t overly push his religion (at least not that I’ve heard other the Wonderlic story which, if true, is hysterical) and does seem to want to help his team win in any way. However, I still think’s a pure product of the system and won’t cut it in the pros.
That said, this pick is epic for its failure potential. Neckbeard was serviceable and Quinn (who will suck) probably would’ve gotten a shot at starting. But no receiving threats outside of Royal and a weak run defense, this is a pick of Raider-like stupidity.
HEY! I like Tebow.
McDaniels simply wanted the only known cure to SuperAIDS to be under his control. Brady Quinn will now be the guinea pig for such experiments.
Gerald “Silverback” Mc Coy? Didn’t Howard Cosell and Jimmy the Greek lose their jobs over that shit?
If it’s MB, that’s probably just whipped cream dripping off it.
Is this the first time Monkey Business has shown his face since Peighton’s Fivehead choke job?
Monkey boy you realize you’re not a spokesperson right? That no one cares who you are or endorse? Basically, you don’t have to mention the Colts EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU POST.
Aside from the racial stuff, I’d say that it was just inaccurate. There can be only one Silverback per draft, and his name is Suh.
/probably still a little racist
No, he’s become a regular again. After vowing he wouldn’t return until September because we were so darn mean to him.
This post reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes Sunday strips toward the end of the strip’s run. No dialogue, just let the story tell itself.
Is it too late to change our handle to “Homunculos Business?’
Could Tim Tebow have wanted to wear a hat any less last night?
This is all clearly part of McDaniels’ plan to install the Triple Wishbone Pro-Spread West Coast Wildcat offense. A mere two QBs on the field? He laughs at your limited, Belichickian imagination.
Oh, and by the way Ape – excellent use of the Buddy Christ.
I’m still without proper words in reaction to this.
Tebow’s first act as a Bronco: mass text to Bronco teammates to let them know about Tuesday night Bible study.
Triple Wishbone Pro-Spread West Coast Wildcat offense
I don’t know why, but this made me laugh out loud. Tebow’s gonna perfect that offense lemme tell ya. Hardest working kid in the draft dontcha know. Comes from great stock and he’s got the genes of a leader.
/he’s going to suck big time
Love the Comix – and I will agree with the multiple liveblogkakke fans last night that I cannot WAIT to see False Christianity/Anti-christ Lazerface against Denver’s newest J-back. Praise the Lord and pass the Immodium, er, ammunition.
Broncos Draft Tebow as trade bait. Vikings wait until BrittFarr finally commits to next season. Tebow gets traded to Vikings. Peter King’s head explodes. We all celebrate with nutmeg-soy-shamrock-shake lattes.
Think about it: Vikings draft Tebow = BrittFarr doesn’t wanna come back and Minny’s stuck with Tebow and Tarvaris.
That draft move was Millen-worthy. Kudos, Denver.
What is the one good thing I like about this new draft format. Overhyped assholes who fall out of the 1st round have a whole day to stew in the disappointment.
By not being drafted yesterday, Jimmy Clausen possibly lost as much money in any one 24 hour period than Bernie Madoff did. How’d you like to be the guy explaining to Clausen this morning why coming out for the draft was such a good idea?
Even better? Having a whole extra day to point and laugh at Jimmy Claussen. Suck on it, you douchy little fuck.
Can’t wait for the Marmalard/Tebow parodies *door flies open*
I’m on board the anti-anti-Tebow backlash bandwagon. Basically the backlash against the media’s Tebow fellating has become bigger than the fellating itself. Therefore, I am now hoping Tebow kills it.
NFL dot com’s picture of Claussen this morning is impeccable
I think this “[insert event] in Pictures” has some life in it; Not bad for a rapist lover.
Go fuck yourself
Funny how people put down Tebow because he’s all religious. These are the same folks that tout Clausen and Bradford (when’s the last time he threw a pass in a game?) as “Pro Ready.” Now what’s the overlap intergral for those who think Joe Montana was a better quarterback than Dan Marino because Joe Montana won 4 Super Bowls? How many QBs have won two National Championships? Tebow may be a “Bible banger” but the dude won a lot of games at Florida in the SEC.
If Tebow is Jesus, does this mean Kyle Orton just got promoted to God?
Buddy Christ approves of retarded draft maneuvering to make retarded draft selection of JesusBack.
From our favorite Kit Kat repository:
18. MINNESOTA — I think Minnesota should take Jimmy Clausen with the 34th pick overall, the second pick of the night tonight. No doubt about it. None.
Drew is in the middle of a massive stroke right now. No doubt about it. None.
@Joe Sixpack- People put down Tebow as a player because he can’t throw, not because he is a lord lover. We mock him for his jesus fetish because it’s freaking creepy, but it’s not related to his lack of pro skills.