We’ll never forgive you for this, Baltimore.
Part of me wishes that I didn’t hope much misfortune befalls this woman.
From the looks of her, she looks like she’s had enough misfortune in her life already..
A firm but fair assessment.
If she plays her “card” right she can be baby mama #5.
52 stabs of Ray.
you beat me to it you bastard!
52 sprays of Ray? (the deer antler variety, obviously)
52 Blades of Ray!
52 Missed Tackles In Super Bowl 47 of Ray.
Clipboard Jesus wins. Nice one.
52 tears of Ray.
52 Psalms of Ray
Ugh. And my soon to be ex-wife won’t shut up about that damn book.
“The rippled linebacker lay her down on the bed, looking intently into her frightened yet excited eyes; he brusquely removed his shirt, revealing muscles enhanced by deer urine, and whispered hoarsely ‘You’re about to feel the grace of God!’ With that, he removed two Ginsu knives from hidden compartments in his cleats, and sliced her abdomen repeatedly while yelling “I must protect this house!’ As her last breath rattled from her chest, the linebacker turned and gave an interview. It was only then, hand lovingly caressing the microphone, that the linebacker was able to jizz.”
Nice summation, Nacho.
That’s actually better written than 50 Shades.
Between son’s entry and Nachos response, this may very well be the greatest thing in the history of KSK.
I NEED MIND BLEACH
My thoughts exactly Stabby.
This is why I love this site.
Sonofspam—dude, you been watching too much AHS !
I’d just like to note that, per requirement, there is at least one instance of purple camo in this photograph.
I have to say I am surprised it was the backpack.
Wow, good eyes! Always so hard to spot the camo.
I’m on it.
Shouldn’t be too hard to find her and one less bandwagon fan will help make my city a slightly better place.
Wouldn’t that book just be some hypocritical version of The Bible?
And yes, kudos to SOS and Clipboard Jesus.
Don’t ever stop hating, Xmas Ape.
I feel like this is going to get a lot of play this offseason. Or at least the first few seconds will.
Local station replayed the Shannon Sharpe “interview” with RayRay today to make fun of it. Gahhhhdam! I’ve seen less enthusiastic fluffing in the green room at a gang bang.
Is she at an airport baggage claim?
For all these years, I thought the NFL’s strategy to court female fans was a good thing.