I’ve been wanting to do this for a while. If you’re unfamiliar with Eddie Murphy’s old “Boogie In Your Butt” song, please consult the above video. I’m of the mind that singing about putting stuff up people’s butts will never stop being amusing. And so, with that in mind, it’s a special KSK commenter draft today. YOU are going to come up with new lyrics for this classic piece of 1980’s Buttgalia. The rules are very simple. Just complete this lyric:
Put a _______ in your butt.
I’ll also accept:
Say, put a _______ in your butt.
That’s it. No other rules. It can be anything, just so long as it’s not from the original song. For example…
Say, put a clam in your butt.
Put a tram in your butt.
Put an egg in your butt.
Say, put some hay in your butt.
Put a dog in you butt.
Say, put a LOG in your butt
All right, let’s get into this. BOOOOOGIEEEEEEEE IN YOUR BUTT, WHAT , THE BOOGIE IN YOUR BUTT WHAT WHAT THE BOOGIE IN YOUR BUTT.