Elway is taking free agency by storm, gobbling up all the players and ruining everyone else’s dreams. But football dreams isn’t all he ruins. He hates art too. Case in point:
I think the Guernica update is a fair reprentation of the Super Bowl.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I’ll buy me a football team
Elway heard it’s not where you’re from but where you pay rent.
Then he heard it’s not what you make but how much you spent.
ya know if you face meld him and gary busey you get a horse with an orthodontia problem
Is he smiling or is he frowning?
Very nice work, except you forgot to change the painting of Napoleon Bonaparte in any way.
I think… I
he is the guy pushing the cannon in the far back
//where is that edit button?
What a rip off I totally saw this same thing on NFL Memes 10 mins from now!
Hey hey hey. You’ll see it a week from now and then they’ll repeatedly post it once every week until the end of time.
I love that this joke has become a thing
I’m starting to get convinced that John Elway is the long lost brother of Gary Busey
What took you so long?
The untouched version of The Scream is an accurate depiction of Elway after the Super Bowl. Your version must have been after the AFC Championship, when we all looked like that.
Due to baldness factor it is also an accurate depiction of me during and post superBOWL.
So this is what it’s like to go to one of them there fancy mewseems huh?
Do I get AP credit for an Art History class for viewing this post?
Only if you write a five-page essay about how they represent Elway’s existential suffering at the hands of the Seahawks.
Sorry, you only get a B.A. in Art Therapy from Auburn
I thought you could if you play quarterback for Stanford and are somehow associated with the architectural department.
My cousin got his B.A. in Art Therapy from Auburn. His thesis was finger painting.
Okay when you fuck with Michaelangelo’s David that’s where I draw the line.
Didn’t even catch that one. I thought David just had a huge horse cock.
The “all the pretty horses” tag sounds like a great name for a novel about a deranged serial killer.
I dreamed I saw the number 7 in gold.
/art history, why’d you ask?
//would you like to supersize that?
Was hoping for a Horses Playing Poker work of art.
I love it, but no Venus Rising?
I’d also like to make a request:
That would go against Ape’s not full on nipple policy.
The Girl With The Pearl Earring one is spectacular.
My personal favorite
You forgot the Cleveland Browns of the late 80s.
A few of these are quite disturbing. Kudos.
If anything he improved the Warhol.
There you go. No need to even edit that one.
Nice touch on Starry Night—did you use a median filter for Elway’s face there?
Is that PMFM on the other side in the Sistine Chapel?
The one where Elway reaches out to touch Peyton is an 11.
That being said, I’m a bit disappointed that SJP wasn’t included anywhere.
Goddamn you, John Elway!
After this, you’d better include Kamina’s shades somewhere in the anime mascots.
And no using Pokémon either, you’ve been beaten to that: [cheezburger.com]
Green Bay Pikas. That’s priceless.