Today In Extraordinary ESPN Tebow Fluffing

08.23.12 5 years ago 38 Comments

Give it a 3.5, but that’s a LEGIT 3.5.

If there’s anything I enjoy about this latest Worldwide Leader Teebkkake, it’s the willingness of the company to wantonly whore itself out for ratings by discussing Tebow at all times in any conceivable way, yet ESPN still wants to maintain an appearance of journalistic diligence. Hence, the “REPORT” before the statement that Tebow threw a football into a trash can from 25 yards away. Granted, any and all claims of Tebow displaying accuracy should require no fewer than three corroborating sources, but once the discussion has been allowed to devolve to TRUE OR FART levels, the audience doesn’t need to be reminded that there are things that are objectively factual and that this is reality, and if Hell does exist, it could conceivably be worse. If that’s possible.

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