Everything he knows he learned from Ronaldinho. Except for the dressing part. He has his marketing people to thank for that. [Via]
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
I was positive that Drew had the title for “Most Painful To Watch, White Dancing Sprite Who Is Associated With U. Michigan In Some Manner”
Brady just Drew-Stanton-Dougie’d all over his ass.
This post got that fucking Duran Duran song in my head. That said, if Rio were a current NFL team, they’d probably be the Titans. Everything about that song is wretched except for the (surprisingly awesome) bass line (Chris Johnson) and the all too brief yet totally obnoxious sax solo (Kenny Britt).
/So THIS is what it feels like to be Bill Simmons
Belicheck is going to be pissed, dancing is strictly verboten for his players,
@Slothrop, chickens don’t clap!
does he know some of the dancing queens there are Brazilian trannies?
Somewhere Mark Madsen is very relieved.
Half shitfaced white guys always dance funny. Can anyone name a luckier MF’r than TB? Seriously….
Tom Brady’s level of dancing skill is surprisingly close to my own. So really we’re a lot alike…
except for the football talent… and Super Bowl rings… and the boatloads of cash… and the endorsement deals… and the good looks (minus the hair *cringes*)… and Brazilian supermodel wife. Other than that exactly alike.
How can someone so rich have such a bad haircut…man, that is awful…
this is all the proof you need that Tom Brady is in fact homosexual and therefore has AIDS
SoulFunk – Agreed. Key word “luckier.”
This just proves he’s 100% white.
I was hoping that an army of rabid monkeys doing the Lambada would take Brady hostage, but their Favela is probably crawling with corrupt Rio cops right now.
Good thing the matron saint wasn’t there.
The timbre of the voice sounded eerily familiar to a certain other #12.
NO DAHKIE CAN DANCE BETTAH THAN TAWMMY! HELL NOT EVEN THAT SPIC WHOAH CAN OR ANY OF THOSE DAMN SPICS IN BRAHHHZIL.
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
-Tawmmy from Quinzee.
/yes I’m sure no one in Boston knows that Brazillians are not spics.
//Its ok I can say spic because I am a spic.
No amount of money, model wives or scantily clad Brazilian chicks will make me believe that Brady isn’t packing it in down there at Club Help when Gisele isn’t looking.
/I’ve said too much already
Solid use of the Watch Out For Kidnappers tag.
During the season this should be played by the coaching staffs of all Pats opponents to anyone involved in rushing the passer. New sack record, Pats have best rushing season ever.
I gotta a feeling ol’ Gisele is capable of going all” Kelly Bensimon” on Dimple.
as a devoted, loyal patriots fan, i fucking hate tom brady
someone has to make a gif of this