I wouldn’t blame anyone who couldn’t make it through the whole thing. However, I highly recommend the unintentional comedy of the “Ooooo, Pol-a-maluuuuuuu” part. I’ve had that in my head for two days now.
Get ready for the best day of football of the season for real fans. In two weeks, all the asshole casual fans and those professing to be “attracted to the cultural spectacle” will be mucking things up for the rest of us.
[ Update: from the comments, let’s give credit where it’s due: Dick Banks, ladies and gentlemen. ]