Finally. After months of voting, of waiting, and of petty insults levied at the athletes we would almost certainly be killed by should they ever find out where we live, we have reached the 2013 National Football League Ugly Bowl Championship. And it’s a doozy.
Representing the NFC, we have Mike Glennon.
Glennon was one of the early favorites to win it all, and between his weird, elongated face and his giraffe-neck, it’s not hard to see why. He’s the favorite going into this matchup, but can he keep up the momentum after besting Jeff Baca?
Representing the AFC, we have Brandon Weeden the Giant Killer, who upset Matt Schaub last week by a margin of less than 5 percent. Schaub was no match for Weeden, and now the former Brown hopes to doop his way into a championship.
It’s just so very appropriate that the 2013 Ugly Bowl be fought between the Buccaneers and the Browns. I couldn’t have drawn it up better myself. But now it is time for you, the people, to elect your 2013 Ugly Bowl Champion. Who will it be?