It’s been a spell since a member of the Redskins appeared in a spot for DC-area bucket dealers, Eastern Motors. Given that Brian Orakpo has already been getting those sweet, sweet Geico dollars for being an awkward pitchman, it only makes sense for Orakpo to round out his endorsement profile with the folks who provide hoop-ds to the hood. Gotta say, even for Eastern Motors, this is a bizarre spot. Orakpo is just dancing around to their notorious “your job’s your credit” jingle. And what is Gilbert Gottfried doing here? They paid for Gottfried to be in their ad and he’s not saying anything? That’s not the reason you get Gilbert Gottfried. Though if he had it his way, Gilbert’s role would be voicing a talking car that makes jokes about Asian drivers and running over hookers, so this route might just be better for business.
We Got A Reason To Go Back To Eastern Motors, COOCH