A couple pieces this week from the Professional Cheerleader Blog raised my eyebrows and testosterone level.
First, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are performing for troops in Guantanamo Bay. This combines my fantasies of NFL cheerleaders with my fantasies of secluded torture in a consequence-free environment. Well played, Cowgirls. Very well played.
And look at the guy in the picture: such military bearing while sporting the combat feather boa — truly an essential accessory for effective camouflage in tropical climates. I’ll admit, I’m a little jealous. I only ever got to wear Kevlar garter belt.
The other story of note is Iowa State wide receiver Austin Flynn, who when not losing to the Texas Longhorns this weekend will be sexing up his Texans cheerleader girlfriend Janna Skrabanek. The headline to the news story: ISU’s Flynn has personal NFL cheerleader. And if there’s something hotter than cheerleaders at Guantanamo Bay, it’s the notion of “personal NFL cheerleader.” Hey, when did these underwear get so small?
Janna likes chicken quesadillas and reading Shape and Cosmo.