Oh, how we’d missed you.
That’s some good Manningface. 2010 is an excellent vintage.
/gratuitous Lady Gaga reference
I told my buddy Jacko how we’d see the Manning Face again, but somehow my column said the exact opposite.
Oh well…at least he still has the Double-Stuf-icing-licking crown.
Gotta love this from Hump Central at Stampede Blue:
“Man, it’s weird disagreeing with Peter and not calling him a “douchebag.” I think he used some kind of Tibetan mind control on me as we sat in the hotel bar a few nights ago and talked football.
Oh, and if you haven’t read our interview with Peter King, here it is again. I’d like to thank him again for taking the time to talk. Remember, King blew off Tunison, (because, you know, Tunison is a schmuck and all) but said yes to me. Yet another reason to not insult Peter King. In fact, we will praise him. Yay PK!”
1) Who the fucking fuck cares?
2) How many people at SI had to be laid off to cover that appetizer bill?
Using a Simmons reference is a bit douchy, don’t ya think. You know he’ll be all over this in his next shitty column.
Speaking of welcome back, I hope everyone is ready for Chris Berman’s stupid sound effects next season when Toby Berhart touches the ball.
You know, that annoying one he used to do when Mike Alstott fought for an extra half yard.
Fucking white running backs.
My hatred for the Colts is delicious.
Pick 6 was the most fantastic moment of the post-season. Only could have been better if Porter still had the Pac-Man characters shaved into his skull.
Ape is getting crushed over at Stampede Blue. I, for one, would love to see those fat humps get what’s coming to them (besides that tasty schadenfreude overflow loss)
Of course Ape’s getting crushed by the Humps. If not him, they’d have to blame their beloved Battleship for choking the game away.
Of course Ape’s getting crushed by the Humps. They’re so fat, they can crush anything.
I’m willing to bet that Ape would rather be fodder for the Fat Humps’ revenge fantasies than have the Colts win.
man those stampede blue humps are just so hilarious. midget porn, what a burn!
It’s just a guess, but I’d bet that Ape can outrun the Fat Humps. A brisk trot would quickly wear most of them out. Also, that picture of Manning is beautiful, but the one on the front page of this morning’s NYTimes was even better:
Peyton’s in the background, on his ass with his legs in the air watching Porter end his season. Just a thing of beauty.
Stampede Blue? WHO DEY????
Funny the Stampede Blue Humps would bring midget porn into this pissing contest, given the shape of Pey-Pey’s head.
I’d love to see the sitemaster stats for both sites since the fat humps got their panties in a bunch. My guess is KSK is still drawing about 10 times the traffic they are.
I eagerly await MB’s 75K word essay on how this defeat doesn’t affect Manning’s legacy and how the refs screwed the Colts and how…etc etc.
I had 2 female first-timers ask what was wrong with Pey-Pey’s head during the game. Dude, buy a helmet that fits.
“Fat Hump Face” would have at least 8 chins.
/What legacy change? Peyton is still a choker.
Did someone say ref screwing? [www.stampedeblue.com]
That picture made my ladyparts tingle. Awesome.
I love someone calling out Ape’s fat face while looking like this: [assets.sbnation.com]
Some key press conference Manning face, if I may:
@289 – Wow, talk about god damn delusional. The guy kicked the fucking ball out of his hands while he’s holding it over the goal line. First they played the role of Pats fans, now the Humps are stealing Seahawks fans’ gig. Motherfuck, can’t Indianapolis come up with anything of their own?
Sadly, you forgot to mention the postseason performance of the Atlanta Braves.
//puts on 1995 world champs teeshirt and weeps…fuck the twins.
Did someone say ref screwing?
It goes without saying that Polian’s bullying of the Rules Committee has already begun. And to think that the fat humps haven’t even begun whining about how Manning was “blocked in the back” on the INT return for a TD.
The fat humps in the land of shit seem to be having a hard time accepting Pey-Pey’s epic choke.
I want to thank Rex Ryan for his positive impact on the Saints. those guys came to KILL. and ONSIDE KICK. and PICK 6 for the WIN.
I totally imagined that Rex Ryan fishing hook picture when that pick 6 happened. :)
Anyone wanna take bets on if we’ll ever see Monkey Business again?
And if we keep giving Stampede Blue attention, they’re gonna start believing that they’re relevant.
Why has this not received the standard Drew treatment? [www.stampedeblue.com]
I love how they’re whining about a 2point conversion when they lost by 14.
Just wait till Drew sees Perloff’s column at si.com…he makes Petey seems rational and intellegent.
I was going to say that first the Fat Humps stole Baltimore’s team, then they stole our favorite excuse for losing. For next year’s playoffs, the Humps will be telling us about the great crabcakes at Steak ‘N Shake.
ghostsofsc, you just nailed it. The 2000’s Colts are the 1990’s Braves. Always competitive. Horrible, annoying, entitled fans. And their lone championship being utterly anticlimactic and more forgettable than all of the times they lost.
I love how the stampedeblue ref post trashed Pereria’s comments, then quotes the rulebook, then twists the rulebook to suit their own needs.
Fortunately, that was really the only arguable call in the entire game. Even posession from the onside kick wasn’t really disputed despite being under a pile of 15 guys (longest duration ball-recovery pileup I’ve ever seen).
Mannings still a HoFer but wow the Colts got exposed yesterday. In retrospect I have to admit I was dead wrong about them from listening to the hype and only using the AFC title game as reference since it was the only wire to wire colts game I saw all year. Hindsighr tells me what we shoulda known since November… the balance of power shifted this year, the first time since 98. The NFC had 4 better teams than the AFC Champ. That simple. I can’t believe I missed it, bit I’ll admit I was wrong.
That pretty much did it for me as well. I read a couple of postgame columns over there (never been to the site before, don’t know a thing about them) and thought, “Gee, they don’t seem so bad. Not as whiny as I expected”. Then they write a Simmons-sized analysis of perhaps the least important play in the fucking game (and they’re wrong about it, too).
This is Boston-style navel gazing at its worst: endless rehashing of minutiae that’s been long forgotten by everyone else, but assumes transcendent importance for whiny dickheads who just can’t let shit go.
Colts Fans: Delusional Doucheknobs or Delusionalest Doucheknobs?
Let the Fat Humps bitch all they want. They lost, and throwing a tantrum about it is apparently all they can do over there. This will be 10x funnier when Caldwell turns into a modern-day Seifert or Switzer and runs a “dynasty” (or at least “Annoyingly Competitive Franchise”) into the ground.
Good call on NFC being the stronger conference this year. It took me past halfway thru the season to believe it, but I think it was true. Colts really didn’t have many tough matchups in regular season, including a weak division, plus two 9-7 playoff opponents. Finally met a juggernaut yesterday.
/still trying to find Bob Lamey’s call on the Pick 6
/hate hate hate
@twoeightnine: It says that if the player is going to the ground in the act of catching a pass, he must maintain control after he touches the ground. Not during, but after. In other words, he must keep the ball until he comes to rest.
this collection of words : sound logic :: goatse : aesthetic beauty
The call on the 2-pt conversion isn’t even disputable, the challenge got it exactly right. The part the Humps cited about having to maintain possession through the catch, even in the end zone, refers to when the ball is caught in the end zone and the receiver goes to the ground. Once he catches it, and has it in both hands while it’s stretched across the goal line, two points, bitches. If it’s never kicked out of his hands, he never loses it. Essentially, it’s like he’s touched down, not that he needed to be. It happened so fast that I can understand the ref on the field missing it even though he was right there, but the right call was made to reverse it and it’s not even close. That was an excellently officiated game (read: not many flags at all), and there’s absolutely no creedence to give to their horseshit whining.
… and it’s good that the Saints beat the Vikes because (hate aside) Favre would have sucked in the Super Bowl due to his ankle. Thus the Colts would win in a blowout. Thus we’d now be stuck with all the sycophants labeling Manning “the best QB of all time”. Sorry, Pey-Pey… gotta wait another year to challenge Unitas and Montana.
WHO DAT! WHO DAT SAY “EXTRA CHEESE ON DEY TRIPLE WHOPPER?”
The Fat Humps, dat is who.
Did anyone see @RaheemBrock on Twitter (tweets protected) “not want to take anything away from the Colts” but then whine about how he was held and got no love from the refs? Maybe he’ll be a guest blogger at the Stampede later today…
Simmons douchy ass already tweeted this last night but I do love the joy in watching Colts fans suffer.
I’d like to see a KSK “Who Ya Got?” between Reggie Bush and Hank Baskett.
Trampy WAG whose Vajayjay is plastered all over the Internet? Yes. Yes.
/ [Door flies open] Garcia: Hey, guys – me too!
Peyton can wipe away his tears with a stack of $100 bills. I mean, I’d hate my professional failures to be broadcast to a billion people, but… I don’t make his salary, either. So… suck it up, Pey-Pey. You’ll get over it.
The sad trombone noise in my head is deafening. And oh, so delicious.
Somehow this is all Monkey Business’ fault. Time to go eat away my sorrows.
/stereotypes are fun