The Ratbirds and the Greatriots mark the lone interesting match-up of the early slate on this, the pinko Sunday. The Ravens lead the AFC in scoring (playing Kansas City and Cleveland at home in two of your games will help with that) yet have scored a total of six points in their two previous trips to Foxboro. Meanwhile, Welkaaahhh is returning! So long Jewkah! Dr. Underneath has to make his rounds.
/has 2012-esque fantasy of ground opening up and swallowing the stadium during this game
Sweet jizzing robot Jesus, the rest of these early games suck.
Also, that’s Breast CANCER Awareness Sunday, Berman.
Freudian slips are a tragic upshot of deux-deux-deux abuse.
UPDATE: Oops. Forgot to fob off a line about the forgettable Jags-Titans contest. IT’S ONLY BECAUSE JACK DEL RIO WOULDN’T LET ME!