I GAWT PLACES TO BE!
Thanks to reader Allison.
The Patriots ahhhh a disappointment to ahhh commonwealth. YOU’LL NEVER BE THE ICE SAHHHHXXXX!
He’s the size of a House-O.
“My fantasy reality-TV team is fackin killin it this week”
Lil’ Weis: Dad, they dont even have Dunkin’ beah claws at foxbohwa anymoh-wa
Even as a hardcore Bostonian I have to admit this is awesome.
Owah preseason games ah morah wathless than youah preseason games. Noone denies this
This Simmons column comparing Welkah to Ronnie from the Jersey Shore is spot thah fuck onn.
That freak looks like Baron Harkonnen checking out middle-schoolers.
I read Dune in high school. That’s how I pictured Baron Harkonnen in my mind’s eye.
Bah! That’s what I get for taking the time to make italics tags.
Yeah, thanks a lot Allison, whore.
Tommy’s really let himself go…
I bet he;s wearing jorts.
Charlie Weis looks great.
More like “Fat Fatriot”.
Fatty Arbuckle lives!
and has a urlacher-esqe barbed wire armband tattoo.
@UU & AD – He’s not a Jags fan
There was another idiot SAWX fan in a silver Pats jersey at last nights Yanks/Sox game who kept standing up and doing the Degeneration X sign or some other dumb shit everytime a left-handed batter came up to hit.
And no one in the stands seemed to notice or care.
Why are there so many fackin douchebags up in Bahhhhhstan? I mean they can’t be that retarded on purpose right?
I wholeheartedly agree with the Harkonnen comparisons.
“You must always be hungry and thirsty. Like me.”
HAPPY FAUCKIN’ LABOH DAH!! BITCHES!!
How did that guy get swollen hemorrhoids on his lips?
“YOU AHH A HANDSOME FACK! I LOOK LIKE A YOUNGAH TAWMMY BRADY WITHOUT ALL THE QUEEAH! LOOK AT THAT FACKIN POUT, I AM THE NEXT FACKIN MAHK WAHLBAHG! ALL I GOTTA DO IS DROP FIVE, MAYBE TEN POUNDS AND THE WOMEN WILL BE BEGGIN FAH MY SAWSAGE! FENWAY FRANKS FAH ALL, LADIES!”
Why are there so many fackin douchebags up in Bahhhhhstan?
We have our share down here, but they only come out for college football and to a lesser extent NASCAR.
Oh and steelers games. Biggest, (even the women), loudest bunch of douche nozzles every Sunday.
2005, NEVAH FAHHHHHHGET!!!!
Perez Hylton fucks that mouth.
Dude in front, lower left gets medical marijuana.
Charlie Weis spread his seed before leaving the New England area – who knew?
Drew, just wanted to say great job on your book, I couldn’t put it down/Dickjoke
Hey fatty! I’ve got a movie for you: A fridge too far!
He looks like he’s sweating mustard.
That’s it, I’m never googling myself again.