Via NY Sports Space.
“Hey Boys, Pull my finger!!!”
Those titties are bigger than the ones I was sucking on last night. Am I right?
That’s my Rexy.
What’s that say on his shirt? Wide Guy? If so, that’s a little to on the ball.
What’s my name? FUCK. YOU. That’s my name.
“My finger STILL smells like hooker shit!”
Trying to tell Akers to miss the kick is futile. He’s Republican. He doesn’t listen to anyone, except Sarah Palin.
All the ESPN bloggers are having a really bitchy liveblog over at ESPN. Lots of sniping going on between Seifert and Clayton.
Typical Cowboys tackling.
If I wanted to hear about what ESPNer’s thought I’d take a shit, fish that shit out of my toilet, stick that shit in the microwave for about 20 seconds, then cram that shit into my ears.
Asante Samuel on the first touchdown – apathetic play or the most apathetic play?
Effort != Pro Bowl
Scratch that – Defensive effort != Pro Bowl
Such a nice boy
There are three ways to do things:
1. the right way,
2. the wrong way
3. the Rex Ryan way (that’s the wrong way, only faster.)
This guy, I call him the Linebacker!
I’m thinking I should have bet the over.
that espn liveblog sure is boring. no dick jokes at all.
You say there’s no dick jokes but there are rape jokes. You just have to look under the surface.
Rex Ryan, moonlighting as Wes Sims’ conditioning coach.
Going out in style.
Bestest coach ever.
Fuck that, Rex gave up on that lazy sack of ass.
Certified black man, my ass…
Just when I thought I couldn’t like him anymore…THAT GUY!
Someone needs to blow up a punter or I’m changing the channel.
The ESPN live blog was pretty much like ESPN: They spent the entire time talking about Brett Favre and ignoring everything else going on.
Jay-Z seems to have something in his ass…
Colbert’s daughter is kinda hot, in a 16 year old, attn: FBI I’m not a predator sort of way
Rex Ryan thinks the Pro Bowl is for pussies.
Rex Ryan tells us all that his team is No. 1.
sooo this is the pro bowl thread, right?
Depends on what you call the Pro Bowl
Holy God, Lazerface has 5 kids?
You better ask somebody, indeed.
[roostershamblin.wordpress.com] would you please spend a few minutes of your time and check out my new blog. I am a farmer who has been raising more than 50 breeds of chickens for forty years.
They should always mic Romo, so I can hear his voice crack more often.
If the Pro Bowl is boring you;
and the ESPN blog is too dick-joke free for your tastes;
and you don’t care about chicken unless it’s in nugget form;
Learn football from Vince Lombardi:
/lombardi does not tolerate fuck ups
That’s a lot of fucking chickens.
If you love and care about the well being of your myriad of chickens, DO NOT let the man in the above picture anywhere near your property. Because by the time he’s through with you your chicken coops will resemble Auschwitz.
how a guy with a chicken blog stumbled his way onto this site i’ll never know.
Look out, KSK! There’s a new blog filled with cock jokes on the scene!
/gets off the stage
that finger smells like warpussy.
i’m gay for rex ryan.
/oh rex, why can’t i quit you?
/not really gay…i don’t think.
Rex Ryan masturbates to Rooster Shamblin’s blog.
Hey! Lookit my Cock(s)!!!
I think he’s pointing the way to where the pussy tubing is going on
Rex Ryan sees your puerile League policy ([sports.espn.go.com]):
“It was stupid and inappropriate,” Ryan said in a statement released by the club. “I wouldn’t accept that type of behavior from one of the coaches or players and its unacceptable from me. I apologize to the Jets organization, the National Football League and NFL fans everywhere.”
And Rex Ryan gives it the same finger:
“I want to just tell everybody in Miami, hey, we’re coming to beat you twice next year.”
Note the important contextual differences. The apology was “in a statement released by the club”, the finger was photographed with a shit eating grin. The nation’s most populist coach just got a little more popular.
Rex Ryan told Drew Brees he needed to knock the nice shit off and stop breaking bread with his enemies. He also told him he was a bitch for not telling Bush he was a bust. Finally, he told him he needed to go fuck his wife 8 times if he planned on beating the Colts, as Ryan only did it 7 times.
We do not think it would be slandering Coach Ryan to say it looks like he’s had a few beers.
rex is amazing.
As long as we move fast nobody will notice if we kill a few illegals.
California Uber Alles on my mark.
What’s the big deal? I give Dolphin fans the finger all the time!