He’s coming, Peyton.
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW LASERFACED LORD
Like Moose (I believe), I am a Manning apologist (and proud Fat Hump). That said, I think Denver is going to beat, though maybe not destroy, San Diego next week. I also think Peyton will drop a significant number of points on SD’s collective face.
/readies for the inevitable 33-10 Chargers win with 4 Manning picks
yeah, that’s what Bengals fans thought too. granted, your belief is slightly less delusional. okay, a lot less.
I’m a Lazerface disciple, and proudly so, but…
The games this year were 28-20 and 27-20, with each team winning away.
Like today, there’s no pressure on SD – even getting into the playoffs was a fluke, one win is gravy. Another win – some whipped cream on top.
Denver, though, is another story – if they don’t at least get to the SB their season is a disapointment – so all the pressure’s on them. SD also keeps the ball away from PeyPey.
That’s the narrative for a SD win, anyway.
Doubt it will play out that way – i expect a donkey win, really – but anything’s possible.
Rivers’ bolo tie is Manning’s kryptonite.
Bengals and Tigers and Rivers, Oh My!
P.S. Where did that “Ya betta ask somebody” quote come from? Whenever I try to google it, I end up back at KSK.
I have only heard it here, from the OG Laserface post.
It’s from wwe. Forget which wrestler but someone said “oh u didn’t know? Well yo ass betta call somebodaaaaay”
That’s the Road Dogg theme.
DX SUCK IT YALL.
First place I remember hearing it. Lazerface wants to be a motherfucking hustler
Well now I’m wondering where “Aw, Naw, you din’t!!” came from.
I am not feeling good about this. This has Awful Ravens/Awful Giants written all over it.
WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN LASERFACE COMES FOR YOU?!?! HUH? WAT? HUH? FUCK YOU!
HUH? WHAT? HUH? FUCK YOU! I’M COMING FOR YOU, YOU ROBO-FOREHEADED BLASPHEMER! LABICYCLE CAN’T STOP ME FROM WINNING A SUPER BOWL THIS TIME!
This Bronco fan, along with most other honest ones, is fucking terrified. They really kicked our ass in Denver, and even the win in San Diego was a grinding, ugly affair. Mike McCoy is a really sharp dude.
Damn you Ryan Succop for letting this happen.
The broncos looked worse in the at Denver game – it was the worst I’ve seen them look all year, and I do tend to watch denver if I can – whatever else he is, and as much as I loath Denver, Peyton tends to make games entertaining to watch.
But I doubt SD can do it again.
I’m a bit nervous too; the defense is unpredictable, but can be shitty, PeyPey always tightens up in playoff games, and watching the Chiefs lose starter after starter. The other thing is it will be hard to surprise SD. On the plus side a week to heal several injuries, having the full offense healthy, a week for some wrinkles and two weeks of travel for SD.
Yeah, and not to make excuses, but the loss to SD was on a Thursday night, and Denver’s offense was flatter and sloppier than they have been all season. But still, the D was iffy WITH Von Miller, so without him…
“…was flatter and sloppier than they have been all season.”
Pretty much sums up my last date.
Any one else think that Rivers looks like an angry Teddy Ruxpin?
I can read lips. He’s saying “FUCK YEAH, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!”
he’s not even breathing hard
Well, looks like I’m now on the Panthers Bandwagon b/c all other 7 teams left are loaded with douche bag players or coaches.
He certainly LOOKS like he’s coming….
Is that his O-JESUS face?
His O-Jesus please tell me this was a successful shot and I just impregnated this woman with another holy soldier face.
I want a Hard Knocks with the Chargers just so I can watch Marmalard take his brood to Chuck E. Cheese and scream in some kids’ faces after trouncing them in skee ball.
Make it happen HBO
Old School Zero, I promise to follow your teachings from here on out.
Rivers embracing Te’o. Christian Mingle does work.
All hail King Laserface!
What, like a couple of sure to burn in hell gays? WHAT? HUH?
I got a bit bored, and wanted to extend the high before they crash and burn next Sunday – so I dug up the 2013 Prekkake – really fun read by kommentator Low Commander of the Super Soldiers (well, for a charger fan it was, as it was spot on, Lost analogy and all – it’s here: [kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com] )
Anyway, one thing really struck me, as LCOTSS absolutely nailed it:
“All-in-all, I think the best case scenario for this team has them going 9-7 and praying to Jebus that a Wild Card spot is available there”
I doubt any but the most mouth breathing members of our fandom actually expected a spot. And to win? even against the Bengals? nope. not even close. I know what the media narrative this coming week is going to be – house money, no pressure, most dangerous team in playoff, resurgence of lazerface, Peyton’s choke jobs in the playoffs, his record against the bolts in the playoffs (because really, he was the only player on the colts, right?) etc –
It’s all bs – chargers got LUCKY on so many fronts it boggles the mind, and I’ll admit to buying in (using?) a bit of it myself. And I’m enjoying the run, just like I enjoyed today’s gingerpocolypse.
But … it will end badly. No way bolts beat Denver, in Denver, twice – and a part of me would actually prefer a loss to fetushead than crashing out the following week (which we would), when we would likely be responsible for sending dreamboat back to the SB.
This is what I get for being behind on my KSK by a few days…
I still can’t believe we squeaked into the playoffs like we did, much less won a game in there with this team, but hey, I will take it!
I’m actually beginning to root for ‘OL LASERFACE sheerly due to his GIFworthiness. It would make my day to hear him giving a Rick Flair style “woooo” after a TD against Fetushead.
Maybe Laserface is Rick Flare’s bastard child. Conceived in a porta potty behind the East Patterson VFW back in 1981.
The fuck is wrong with his eyebrows? They move around like a cartoonist is drawing them on.
How are flames and lasers not coming out of him?
I bet he has so much intensity he’s shitting diamonds too.
Lazerface would fuck the robotic devil right out of Manning’s neck.
Rivers is looking more and more like the goofy guy in those Sonic commercials.
Rivers is scary, but I don’t predict the Bronx to lose until the Stupid Bowl.