I went skydiving in April for a Penthouse magazine article. They filmed me landing. And this is PRECISELY how you would expect a complete puss like me to react while landing during a skydive. Pay close attention to the audio. I don’t like throwing around the word COURAGE too much. But I dare say you will never again see such a display of bravery in the face of gentle landing conditions.
You Can Smell The Smegma From Here!