Aw, you ruined another holiday week, blockhead. I mean Fetushead. Though it may take a block of fetuses to account for that much cranium.
So now it’s official, right?
Mark Sanchez is a better quarterback than Peyton Manning.
Manningface is the best face.
I love MANNING FACE.
I especially love Tommy’s observations on MANNING FACE.
/Can’t wait to see what Tommy thinks of DANNY FACKIN WOODHEAD’S GRIT on punt coverage
How’s Monkey Business gonna spin this one?
Straight liquor and cheesy fried foods?
Don’t forget the shrimp cocktail!
As usual, Marino’s halftime insight is dead on. “You can’t win this game on a field goal. You got to get in the end zone.” Brilliance, sheer brilliance.
That face just seems to scream out the Price is Right losing horns.
Is it too early to nominate the entire Bengals squad for Least of the week? Was so happy that turd of a game was blacked out….
I’d say the Texans secondary should get a serious consideration for Least.
I have no allegiances to Indy or Pey Pey but I love the hell out of this audio/video.
first time i’ve seen andy rooney in about a year. good to see he’s still senile.
@fangirls on helium: It’s actually “Goddammit,” not “damnit.”
Don’t listen to me, though. I’m a Texans fan.
I can picture the tears of Colts fans falling into Mountain Dew big gulps and soaking the bread of mayonnaise sandwiches and it is surely glorious.
But more importantly- Can we get a .gif of Roethlisberger getting drilled in the jaw by Richard Seymour? Vigilante Justice Style!
As a Pats fan, I’m not unhappy with today’s outcome (Monkey Business, go suck a tailpipe).
That said, I’m curious about the 8 straight years of playing the Colts.
If you’ll pardon me the thought exercise, I was led to believe the schedule structre went like this:
-6 gms/yr in-division
-4 gms/yr alternating home/away vs one division in opposite conference (rotating annually, ie, AFC E plays one of each NFC S/W/E/N over 4 years)
-6 games in-conference vs remaining 12 non-divisional teams alternating over two years (ie, Pats would play steelers in yrs 1/3, ravens in 2/4, alternating home/away).
(does the above make sense?)
Anyways, given the above structure I’ve been led to believe, how have the colts and pats played 8 straight years? Have Goodell and tags conspired to make it happen or something? Is it just a fluke of scheduling and meeting in the playoffs in off-years?
You’re right up till the last 6 games. So not really close.
4 in-conference games are split by how you finish in the standings. Pats finish 1st in the AFC East, so the play 1st in the S/W/N. Colts and Pats usually finish 1st in the respective divisions, so they usually play each other.
The last 2 games are on a rotating divisional basis. So Pats would play entire West on year, the South, then North (not sure if thats the order but you get the idea.)
They play six division games. 4 against another division in conference. 4 against a division from the other conference. The final 2 games are in conference against the teams from the other divisions that finished in the same place.
EX. Patriots play 6 against the AFC East, 4 Against the AFC North, 4 against the NFC North, and 2 against the Chargers and Colts (2 other AFC 1st place teams, they already play AFC North 1st place team Bungles)
Indy and NE usually win their divisions ie. they usually play each other every year.
@Nephew of Tommy
Curse you for being able to type faster.
Gah fucked up the number of games. TPT got it right.
Yes yes yes! I love the fact that so many in the KSK Kommentariat grasp the NFL regular season formula! Kudos and beer for all.
The NFL scheduling formula makes ICP’s heads hurt
I don’t get it. He “ruined another holiday week”?
Would your Thanksgiving not be complete without a Colts victory, Christmas Ape? And Indy fans thought you didn’t love them…
No, you don’t get it.
You are jumping the gimp for the Least Award people! Wait until tomorrow night and the Donkeys will surely give you a award winner.
Did Ben Rapelessburger play soccer as a kid, he flopped to the ground better than a BC coed at a frat party on Seymour’s tap.
Sanchize; I’m glad no one bit on your provocation.
@ Nephew/@ TPT, thanks for clearing it up. Makes more sense now.
I can see how it might build a bit of rivalry amongst other regions. I know in the NBA historically (can we talk about basketball?) the better eastern teams really got after each other in the 80’s/90’s (Chi/Bos/Det/NYK).
I think it’s good for the game that productive post season teams such as the steelers, pats, colts, ravens, chargers (well, not this year) can get a lot of looks, not from a homer standpoint, but from a solidifying the product standpoint. It amzes me that when they send teams to london, they don’t send a marquee matchup. They sent SB Champ giants vs. shit-ass Fins. Pats vs, I dunno, the bucs I think? Give London and blood feud Bal-Pitt, NYG-DAL, Jets-Pats, Vikes-Pack, and see how they respond to a meaningful game. Show them that we have our own derbies, in te way the ManU and Man City get after each other with fists on the field and clubs in the stands.
Kind of funny to see Internet tough guys like Moose laugh about a guy going down when he gets sucker punched out of nowhere by a defensive lineman. Of course, had it been James Harrison doing the punching, no one would even focus on the QB reaction. It’d be all OMG WHERE’S THE LIFETIME BAN!! HE’S SO DIRTY!!
Since I really don’t want to consider the implications of not being as intelligent or clever as the average KSK reader, I’m going to pretend I got whatever joke you were trying to make on further reflection. :)
Hey CA; my internet cock is THIS big!
I’m not sayin’ it wasn’t a cheap shot and well deserved ejection, I’m saying Ben may try a few auditions next time he is near LA. I would only want Harrison banned if wasn’t traded to my team.
You didn’t even like the coed joke.
(Of course if Seymore hit me it’d knock my grandpappy out, but Ben is a big tough guy.)
its now a shit show
I’m studying abroad in London this semester, and actually went to the game. Even though it was a shit matchup, it was a wicked fun game and one of the coolest experiences to see. It’s just something amazing to be a part of. It’s gonna suck if they add more than one game, because the way it is now is perfect. I think they have to have an AFC vs NFC team, and you don’t want to waste a potential Super Bowl matchup as a 1pm game.
@Moose – No use trying to explain yourself: you’ve angered the Ape
Trolling for Ape is just getting too easy.
It probably has something to do with me being an angry drunk. And I spend almost all of my Sunday drunk.
Does this have something to do with the Government Conspiracy against the Steelers? It started with the Irish Ambassodorship to get Rooney out of town, then last week, and today’s officials. They tried to poison Tomlin just like they did Castro, didn’t work.
I’m used to Raiders punching people; see Lincoln Kennedy punching a 5’2″ chick:
She took it better than Ben though….
I do have a question; since the Steelers were fucking the Raidas: was it a Backwards Donkey Punch?
Also; what do Holiday Apes drink?
What broad is he studying in London?
Colts blew the come back, plain and simple, but that’s still not gonna stop me from telling everyone to eat my ass with a spoon. Because I’m a dickheaded Colts fan like that and extremely butthurt right now.
Although I agree with all your points, I still took off my Andre Tippett jersey, took the Richard Seymour #93 off the wall, and wore that for the Colts/Pats game instead.
I felt exactly how you would have felt if Harrison had sucker punched Tom Brady…happy as hell. I’m sure you understand.