Milk Is A Bad Choice At The Will Ferrell-Themed Bar That Just Opened

In a brilliant realization that people who like comedy also enjoy drinking, a Will Ferrell-themed bar opened on New York’s Lower East Side. Stay Classy, located at 174 Rivington Street (near such NYC landmarks as Duane Reade and a Holiday Inn where I used the bathroom once), is the brainchild of Brian Link and Zach Neil, who told PIX 11, “This bar is kind of like the place where a 35- or 40-year-old person could come and sit and not be intimidated by loud techno music, but still be surrounded by things that are funny and ridiculous and kinda get it.” He added, “That’s what Will Ferrell has always meant to us.”

Looking for an excuse to say, “I’ll have a Whale’s Vagina?” Here you go.

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS? (Two house shots, one for you and one for a friend. you can also leave a shot for a friend to redeem at a later date.)….$10

DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS. (Any two draft beers and a house shot!)….$14

GLASS CASE OF EMOTION. (Muddled rosemary and peach, whiskey, lemon juice, simple syrup)….$12

GREAT ODIN’S RAVEN. (Light rum, ginger beer, lemon) ….$8

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE. (Vanilla Stoli, Vanilla Schnapps, Milk, Ice)….$10

MUGATU MULE. (Tequila reposado, lime, bitters, ginger beer)….$10

SHAKE AND BAKE. (Shaken whiskey and sour mix with a splash of ginger beer, served with cherries and lime wedge)….$10

SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER. (Jalapeno Margarita, tequila, Stoli jalapeno, orange juice, sour mix, lime juice)….$10

THE F*CKING CATALINA WINE MIXER. (HOUSE MADE SANGRIA)….$8

WE’RE GOING STREAKING! ”Adult kool aid” (absolut mandarin, peach schnapps, triple sec, cranberry juice, grenadine, pineapple)….$14

A WHALE’S VAGINA “San Diego” (Vodka, triple sec, orange juice, sloe gin)….$12

YOU’RE MY BOY BLUE! (Hendricks Gin, Blue curacao, Sweet and Sour, Pineapple Juice)….$12

That’s the menu, and here’s what you’ll look like after three Dirty Mikes.

Stay Classy is currently in the preview phase, though there will be an Anchorman-themed Halloween party on October 23. Brasky quotes are always welcome.

(Via PIX 11)

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