The Ashley Madison leak continues to wreak havoc on millions of relationships across the world. While some of the exposed users are hopping off of their high horses, admitting their wrongdoing, and begging for forgiveness, others are claiming they “forgot” they ever had an account. Sadly, two people have already paid a tragic price for their infidelities.
Meanwhile, travel website CheapAir is offering a happier ending [zing!] for victims of the data breach: run away! Right now! Go!
The website is offering a $50 companion fare voucher for those affected by the Ashley Madison leak, with the stated goal of couples using the discounted airfare to go on a vacation together in order to mend the damage to their relationship. For those couples who can’t repair revelations of infidelity and public humiliation over a romantic dinner in Reno, this deal also creates a convenient way for the exposed philanderers to flee from their tattered reputations and failed relationships.
Perhaps these “victims” can go see New York, Toronto, or one of Ashley Madison’s other hot spots, to find kinship (or more anonymous sex) with fellow members.
One thing is certain, with this travel deal and the impending windfall from the class-action lawsuit, there has never been a better time to be humiliated in front of the entire world for cheating on your spouse!
***POST SCRIPT: By the way, it’s the best week of the year to buy fall travel and tickets are cheap. SecretFlying has a deal up today from San Francisco to Bogota, Colombia for only $443 return.***
