The Man Who Found His Coffee-Farming Future In The Strangest Of Places

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Craigslist is used for many things by many people — typically selling old furniture or browsing job offers that are actually scams. But one night in 2010, Craigslist was used for good when a young man named Brandon von Damitz found an ad for a coffee farm in Puna, Hawaii. Acting rashly, he bought the property and, as with most life-changing decisions made on Craigslist, it soon looked like Brandon was destined for personal humiliation and financial ruin.

You see, running a farm, any farm, is difficult work, usually for little pay, usually for little appreciation, and usually (sadly) those farms still fail.

This is even more true when the farm is a coffee farm. Because before it is the latte in your pumpkin spice, or the stain on your shirt/teeth, coffee is the seed of the fruit of the coffee tree. And in the most delicate terms possible, the fruit of the coffee tree is a temperamental assh*le. The fruit can only grow in certain climates. And at certain temperatures. And when that fruit is grown in that perfect slice of temperature and climate, it can still easily be destroyed by pests or fungus or through one of the many other ways nature punishes farmers for being farmers.

The farm that Brandon bought had the necessary climate, temperature, and rainfall to grow coffee, and it was even located on an active volcano, with the seismic activity constantly churning up new and nutritious earth for the trees to root in. But even after checking all these boxes, running a coffee farm (and especially one in Hawaii) still proved to be an arduous task. See, Brandon didn’t just have to grow the temperamental fruit of that temperamental tree, he had to harvest and process the seed of that fruit and roast those seeds (beans) expertly enough to make a delicious cup of coffee. Only then could he start the real work: finding someone to buy those beans, competing against the many larger and more established coffee farms in Hawaii who had already crowded their way into an already crowded marketplace.

To accomplish even one of these challenges would be difficult, to accomplish them all was nearly impossible. Even for an experienced coffee grower, which Brandon was not. Because Brandon von Damitz isn’t just the type of guy who bought a coffee farm off Craigslist; he’s the type of guy who…

–Had never farmed coffee before.
–Was only an occasional coffee drinker.
–Only had a two-year internship worth of farming experience.
–Had never lived in Hawaii.
–Had only been to the state once. On vacation.

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