If you hadn’t already heard — from everyone on Facebook making booty jokes — it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, an annual event in which we come together as one to annoy the hell out of each other by screaming “aye matey” and “aaaaargh” at random and inopportune times. Also, to steal boats just for the hell of it.
Krispy Kreme has been making the day even more awesome by offering free donuts to anyone who partakes in the fun inside their stores!
Last week, the donut shop tweeted out an offer so tempting that no scalawag or sea devil could possibly refuse: Show up to their stores and talk like a pirate? Be rewarded with one free donut. Show up dressed as a pirate? Become the hero of your office — and the bane of HR’s existence — by netting a dozen glazed hunks of fried dough you could share with all your friends!