Just Looking At This Intense ‘Mac And Cheese Lava Cake’ Will Harden Your Arteries

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We’re well on our way into 2016. Hopefully, by now you’ve stopped wishing people a “Happy New Year” every time you see them, started writing the date correctly (“it’s not 2015 anymore,” screams the teller at my local bank), and given up on your resolutions to be fit and healthy. At least, let’s hope you gave up on that last one, because what you’re about to see will change your entire life (and probably not for the better).

Before we get to the main event, let’s be real about something: Crazy food is not something new. We’ve seen Doritos-encrusted everything, put cheese where the world claims it doesn’t belong (the world is wrong, by the way), and Uproxx writers have even shared some of their own guilty food secrets with you. But nothing you’ve seen before could prepare you for this: A Mac and Cheese Lava Cake.

Let’s take a look:

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This diabolical dining disaster was created by Imgur user JoshElkin who hasn’t yet given away his secret recipe, but posted all the ingredients for our experimentation pleasure:

Bacon mac n cheese mould, stuffed with solid cheese, covered in bread crumbs and then deep fried.
It’s like that scene in Tommy Boy in which David Spade tells Chris Farley he can actually “hear him getting fatter.” Except you can feel yourself getting fatter every time you look at the ingredients.
Don’t want to try this on your own? No cheese experimentation for you because you’re done with that whole college bit already? That’s okay; Elkin, whose creation is becoming legendary with nearly a million views already, promises he’s going to get a video with directions out soon.

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