No, this isn’t your average image of Jesus appearing in your morning toast. And you can forget about those days of in-bread cats. As TMZ pointed out for us, Instagrammer Marie Saba of Cocina Marie is intentional about her bready likenesses, which she creates using everything from nutella to noodles. Check out some of her best portraits below. Can you see the resemblance in each? Or is this just making you as hungry as it is us?
No matter what you think, in these days of #WarOnGluten, it’s nice to see someone putting bread love front and center.
Donald Trump. As Marie says, the hair gives it away. Can bread be smug? This bread seems smug.
Taylor Swiss…er, Swift. Too easy? Still worth it.
T. Swizzle, again. Pre straight hair and #squadgoals
Ellen DeGeneres. This is a pretty good likeness of the beloved host, too.
Harry Potter. If you couldn’t already tell from the circle glasses. (Harry Potter isn’t real, but try convincing a millennial of that.)
John Mayer. What about representing his collection of vintage timepieces? That feels like a miss.
Jim Gaffigan. Bacon’s the best. Yaaaaaay bacon!
Selena Gomez. Marie says this one was an experiment in pudding hair. Yum.
Ryan Gosling. Who’s probably saying, “Hey girl. I’ll take care of dinner tonight, you just keep on making great bread creations for Instagram.”
Gwyneth Paltrow. Now available on Goop.com for $99.99
Jon Hamm. As Don Draper, obvs.
Zach Galifianakis, making every man jealous with that great cereal beard.
Adam Levine. Can we talk about that cocoa-powder stubble?
Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo