We’ve Reached The Point In History Where Uber Will Deliver Panties On Demand For Valentine’s Day

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Uber would like to handle your panties this Valentine’s Day. No! Come back! It’s not a cautionary tale earmarked for a Lifetime Original Movie near you. This Uber + undergarment combo is the latest promotional offering from the taxi-riling transportation service.

From February 12 (the past) to February 14 (THE FUTURE), customers have the option of purchasing lingerie through UberRUSH at their leisure. It’s not like there are any forms and photographs you have to provide after you receive the skivvies,  so once they come into your possession it’s entirely your business what you do with them. As is the case with clothes designed for the bathing suit area, reactions to doling ’em out as a gift will vary. Some recipients will be thrilled, while others will call UberRUSH and buy dozens of pairs of panties to put on Joey Tribiani revenge style to prove a point that this gesture missed the mark. Bring on the suspense!

This peculiar yet bold promotion is limited to the Manhattan area. (If you try this out in Grand Forks, North Dakota you’re really just asking your driver to stop by Walmart to pick up a 24 pack of Hanes Her Way.) The undies offered up will be from Jane the Virgin star Gina Rodriguez’s lingerie company Naja. Items available for purchase include the Ada Bra priced at $85 and the the Emma Brief which is buddied with a $20 price tag.

Have you employed Uber’s panty patrol this weekend? We’re not here to kinkshame or solicit Penthouse letters, but we’d love to hear how it panned out in the comments.

(via Bro Bible)

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