When we last checked in on human exhaust pipe Donald Trump, he was being disemboweled by Jon Stewart for taking Sarah Palin on a hot date to arguably the crappiest pizza joint in all of New York City — and then proceeding to eat his crap pizza with a goddamn fork. Since then he’s been off my radar, for the most part, which is a good thing because the mere sight of his big, stupid, scowling face causes my typically chill demeanor to melt away like an ice cube at a 4th of July BBQ.
So what’s America’s favorite real estate heir/reality TV star been up to? Well he’s still bloviating daily, on his YouTube “vlog,” though rarely does anyone pay much attention to him. But today he called for Jon Stewart to be fired for his “very, very racist” treatment of Herman Cain during a Daily Show segment that ran last night on the Cain sexual harassment scandal. However, here’s the thing: to the untrained eye, what Stewart said was not racist. But because Trump has a special relationship with “the blacks,” he can tell when something someone says is laced with racism or not. Or something like that.
“It’s not what he said, but the way he said,” Trump explains in his vlog post. “The tone of his voice, the inflection. Unbelievable! Anybody else, deep deep trouble.”
Trump then basically goes on to say, “I’m not saying Jon Stewart should be fired, but Jon Stewart should be fired.”
Now, I went back and watched what I and others presume to be the segment Trump’s braying about in the video above and I have no f*cking clue what he’s talking about. Then again, I can’t stare directly into the soul of a liberal racist like he and Ann “Our Blacks Are Better Their Blacks” Coulter can to see all the filth. But maybe you can…
I want more like this!
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