On Saturday night Alec Baldwin appeared on SNL’s Weekend Update segment as “Steve Rogers,” a thick-mustached fictional America Airlines executive, to apologize to Alec Baldwin for the way the airline treated him last week — actions it later refused to apologize for.
Later on that night, sources tell UPROXX that Alec Baldwin, dressed as an American Airlines stewardess, gave Alec Baldwin a vigorous handjob and commented that Alec Baldwin had a “c*ck from the Gods” after the deed was complete. Later, Alec Baldwin, dressed as God himself, laid Alec Baldwin down to sleep and reassured him that he is indeed the closest thing to God walking around on earth today, and Alec Baldwin then proceeded to sleep peacefully through the night.
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