Yesterday we told you about Syrian leader Bashar Al-Assad getting his email hacked, revealing his love for Chris Brown, LMFAO and Right Said Fred, among others — artists whose music he purchased using iTunes.
“This guy massacres his own people with impunity, but makes sure he purchases his music legally?,” Stewart wondered aloud? “‘I’ll taunt NATO and the world community, but even I won’t f**k with Apple.'”
Chris Brown fandom aside, Assad is no fool.
Speaking of Brown, Stewart fired off a pretty great shot at the perpetual worst person in the world candidate: “Wow, he downloads Chris Brown — I hope the association with an unapologetically violent brute doesn’t hurt Assad’s reputation.”
I want more like this!
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