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By 07.24.12

In case you haven’t heard, Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy is an evangelical Christian who loves him some “Christian values.” Thus, he is not in favor of those ungodly homosexuals marrying each other. So now we’ll all be forced to consider the political implications of where we choose to eat delicious chicken whenever we crave such a thing in the future. Thanks a lot, Chick-Fil-A and Dan Cathy!

So yeah, Cathy is on record as supporting only marriage as it is “defined by the bible.” Well, as it turns out, the bible says all sorts of kooky sh*t about the marriage that people like Dan Cathy appear to conveniently overlook. Cue Jon Stewart breaking out a bible and getting right to the heart of the crazy. Hold on to your foreskin, fellas!

Additionally, Stewart opened his show by blasting the news media, particularly ABC’s Brian Ross, for their coverage of the Theater 9 shootings in Aurora, Colorado. Both parts of that segment are below…


TOPICS#JON STEWART
TAGSABCaurora coloradobrian rosschick-fil-aTHE DAILY SHOW

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