If I told you a wonderful thing happened on Saturday, would you believe me? What if I showed you a picture of it? Because there is a picture of the four coolest guys ever at the same table at Robert De Niro’s birthday lunch.
Yes, that’s Christopher Walken, Harvey Keitel, and Robert De Niro all sitting together. The photo was taken, however, by Samuel L. Jackson. Can you imagine the level of cool-guy banter going on at that table – the level of badassedry? You probably can’t. See, every party you’ve ever attended, or will ever attend, will never leave up to the sheer man-glory that went on at this table, eating that food. This is like the Mt Rushmore of Cool Dudes.
Imagine Harvey Keitel getting a text message. Imagine the kind of text messages Harvey Keitel gets. Imagine.
Imagine Samuel L. Jackson telling an anecdote about being super great. Imagine how many berets he owns.
Imagine Robert De Niro sucking on a lemon and looking directly at the sun. I’m not saying that’s what he’d be doing, I’m just saying that it’s a funny thing to think about.
Imagine Christopher Walken saying “I’ll have the lasagna.”