As you may have heard, noted crack smoker and mayor of Toronto Rob Ford yesterday finally admitted to being someone who, well, smokes crack, despite video evidence that made it pretty obviously that he was, in fact, someone who smokes crack.
“Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably, approximately a year ago,” Ford told reporters.
Last night, despite it being an election day in America, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert both opened their shows with segments on Ford’s admission, and did so rather hilariously. I mean, how could they not…he’s a fat, combustable mayor who smokes crack. In other words, Rob Ford is comedy gold.