Aziz Ansari — fresh off a week-long Australian tour — came out in full stand-up mode on Kimmel last night, amped on B12 and running through material like Entertainment 720 cash flow. And while the recent Chick-fil-A controversy may be stale by internet standards Aziz manages it to give it new and refreshing (despite the imagery) perspective that only a South Carolinian of Indian descent can.
As to not spoil the fun I’ll only point out that this is the first time I’ve ever heard, “Nothing feels better than orgasming while thinking of all the progress we’ve made in civil rights in this country” during a late night talk show.
If Chick-fil-A ever decides to undergo massive progressive re-branding they need to call in Tom Haverford to rename their menu items. It almost makes too much sense.
And here’s part II: My Evening with Arnold.
The cast for Twins 2 has officially been rounded out.