Colbert, With Help From William Shatner, Explains The Hot New Obama Gay Martian Conspiracy


Of course by now you’ve heard that, among other things, President Obama’s mom was a porn star and that he’s secretly gay. What’s the latest juicy tidbit about Obama’s past that he’s keeping from us? That’s he was involved in a top secret program to teleport people to mars!

Or, as Stephen Colbert puts it, “rumors of President Obama’s secret gay Martian past emanate from a top-secret government space teleportation program.” Allow him to explain, with some help from William Shatner, of course.

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Brett has been a New York Times contributing writer, a national affairs reporter for Yahoo! News, and a writer/editor at Gawker Media. Brett has also written for Esquire, Yahoo! Sports, Deadspin, Complex, Gourmet, Hazlitt, Animal, Gambit, and Dealbreaker.

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