Look, I know, I know, it’s the endlessly braying Alaskan hate-muppet Sarah Palin we’re talking about here. She says stupid, incomprehensible things. I get it. I get it. But this jibberish-filled serving of Palin word soup right here is so next level that it defies Tina Fey parody. It’s like someone wrote down a bunch of right-wing talking points and buzz phrases, tossed them into a paper bag and Palin read them aloud as they were randomly being pulled out of the bag. And that’s not even the best part! The best part is watching Megyn Kelly’s face as she desperately tries to make sense of whatever Palin’s saying.
Here’s how it starts out: Kelly asks Palin to respond to President Obama saying that the Republican government shutdown undermined America’s credibility. Take it away, Trixie Klondike!
I think that remark is one of his more out of touch remarks that we’ve heard in recent days. No. What emboldened our enemies and what empowered our competitors was his promise to fundamentally transform America from being a solvent, free, exceptional country into something we’re not gonna recognize. Also, what has emboldened enemies is that he with doubling of our debt since he’s been elected, putting us on a path towards bankruptcy, and then locking up pipelines and resources that will result in us being more reliant on foreign imports for energy, and then of course he, having left behind, his administration having left behind our brave men in Benghazi to be murdered, and then of course there’s Syria, where he promised to bomb Syria because in that civil war, Syria was going to bomb Syria, and then we never heard another word again about his threat to bomb in a foreign civil war, and then of course, most recently, Megyn, he, uh, using our military, those who would fight against our enemies. Our military. Our vets. Shutting down their memorials. And holding them hostage in terms of budget deals. Uh, threatening to withhold paychecks for our brave men and women.
I have a headache now. I wonder why?