So last night I settled in to go to bed and decided to watch the Colbert Report as I drifted off to slumber, and naturally — right as I was about to doze off — master-internet-baiter Tom Hanks showed up randomly in a skit on affordable Halloween costumes. How could I possibly go to sleep then? Well of course I couldn’t!
“I’m not here to talk about me, my movies or my legacy as a living legend,” Hanks declared. “Actually, Stephen I’m here for the kids with some great, inexpensive costumes that will make for a spooktacular Halloween.”
Hanks then went on to present a series of costume ideas that, well, let’s say they all had a certain theme to them. And then someone else awesome makes a cameo at the end. (I don’t want to spoil it for you, but it’s not Chet Haze.) Enjoy!