One of the best (only?) reasons to have children is to make them like what you like. None of this obnoxious Caillou nonsense — you’re going straight to the good stuff, like The Lion King, so you can see your kid’s heart be ripped into pieces in real time. That’s what happened to one little girl, who couldn’t hold back the tears while watching Simba grieve over his dad’s corpse.
Ah, that really takes me back to 1994. Just wait until she learns who killed Dumbledore.
