Amy Schumer Would Like You To Bid On A ‘Disappointing Lap Dance’ For Charity

The movie promotional pole dance can get a little tedious. The trailer comes out, the stars do interviews until the public has their faces seared into their frontal lobes, yadda yadda yadda. Amy Schumer knows this by now.

In order to shake things up and do a little good for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society in the process, Universal is partnering with CrowdRise and raffling off two tickets to the New York premiere of Amy Schumer’s new film Trainwreck. The victors get some round-trip plane tickets, two nights in a four-star hotel (which in New York means non-blood stained bedding is GUARANTEED!), and the chance to use their selfie sticks to take pictures with the cast of Trainwreck and make Karen from accounting totes jealous.

The key highlights are having Bill Hader bring you truffle salt popcorn (weirdly specific!) and Amy Schumer providing some lucky person with a “disappointing lap dance.”

Honestly, at this point, I would have been surprised if Schumer HADN’T made it awkward and sexual. That’s kind of her thing and people seem to love her for it. Also, Schumer’s father was diagnosed with MS when she was young, so this charity is clearly one that is close to her heart.

A $10 donation gets you one entry, $25 gets you 3 entries to win and a digital thank you from Amy Schumer, and $50 gets you 7 entries to win and digital thank you’s from Amy Schumer and Judd Apatow. Take a look here and maybe all of your dreams and sexual nightmares will come true.

(Via AV Club)

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