Much like Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it, I would argue that if there’s a screen, porn will be shown on it. It has always been true in my life. Latest evidence for this rule comes from a McDonald’s in Zuchwil, Switzerland, where a TV inside a McDonald’s that had been showing sports switched to hardcore porn.
The fast-food restaurant set up video screens for customers that were programmed to show a sports channel.
But staff didn’t realise that in the late evening the channel switched to broadcasting hardcore porn.
The blue broadcasts went on for some time in front of the fortunately all-adult clientele before staff in the Swiss branch of the burger joint noticed. […]
And with their order of burgers they got a saucy side order of eye-popping episodes from the Sexy Sports Clips program aired by Sport 1, a German sports channel. [Mirror.co.uk]
Hmm, what’s your favorite sex pun joke for this story? Curry wurst? McSheisse with cheese? Discuss.
Also, a few important takeaways from this story:
– A McDonald’s in Switzerland is like a sports bar that serves beer and shows football
– German ESPN shows hardcore porno late at night
– Hardcore porn on German ESPN is referred to euphemistically as “sexy sports.”
In conclusion, sometimes I really wish I had been born European.