Sometimes nature’s call is so loud that not even the knowledge that you’re trespassing on private property and the fear of arrest will stop someone from unzipping and unleashing on a perfectly-manicured bush. That’s what happened to an unidentified homeless man who had to pee and somehow ended up on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s property.
TMZ reports that the man, who was detained after security guards saw him lurking in the bushes and thought he might be up to something nefarious, was wandering around the neighborhood and didn’t just want to pee on the street. So he snuck onto Brangelina’s property and threw caution to the wind. Unfortunately, he then had to explain the entire thing to police officers who then had to check his story out. If you’re wondering if that means what you’re thinking, the answer is yes: security and police officials had to go through surveillance footage to make sure that the guy was just peeing instead of doing something else.
“Ayup, that’s a guy taking a leak,” we imagine a man in blue saying before removing a pair of handcuffs from the homeless man and shaking hands with the security guard that caught him. “Hell of a story to tell the boys back at the precinct.”
Insider sources report that aside from the possibly embarrassed plant that got urinated on, no other damage occurred. The homeless man walked away without repercussions (everyone knows what it’s like to be at the mercy of your bladder) and the Jolie-Pitts, who weren’t even at home, suffered no ill effects. Cosmopolitan points out that this might make a good movie, but you know what would make an even better one? If Angelina Jolie read this and decided to adopt the guy.