It’s a bummer that Fifty Shades of Grey is finally coming out. A new story about how much stars Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan didn’t like each other has been a weekly occurrence for months, and the only thing we get from that all delicious gossip is, “Here’s a criticism of Fifty Shades of Grey you probably weren’t expecting: There’s not nearly enough sex in it.”
What a case of blueballs.
At least we’ll always have the awkward memories and memes. And these photos, from W.
https://twitter.com/FiftyShadesID/status/565393759438135297
https://twitter.com/FiftyShadesEN/status/565392794278453249
https://twitter.com/FiftyShadesID/status/565392557350612993
They would have “air conditioner at full blast, because sweating, ew, gross” sex, wouldn’t they?
