Ronda Rousey is out to conquer Hollywood in a big way. As if roles in the Fast & Furious and Expendables franchise weren’t impressive enough, news just broke that she’ll be playing Patrick Swayze’s former role in a gender-swapped remake of Road House. It’s a bold move, Cotton, but I’m sure it’ll play out great. Ronda’s got the charisma and the legit fighting chops to roundhouse kick her way to the top of the box office. And once that happens, who knows what kinda reboot roles typically reserved for men she may land?
That got us thinking… and that thinking led to some terrible, terrible photoshopping. And now we can share with you our five top picks for Ronda Rousey’s next reboot role.
Jane Rambo is an Iraq war vet who went through The Sh*t and came out the other side a changed woman. All she wants to do is concentrate on her snake venom farm/tugboat transportation business. But when a sexy young cameraman is captured by some non-specific foreign mercenaries, she’s forced to take up arms and fight for what’s right.