From Fab To Flab: A Brief History Of Steven Seagal’s Body Transformation

04.10.15 3 years ago 14 Comments
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In the ’80s and ’90s, Steven Seagal was a svelte, ass-kicking machine who got very angry when you killed his wife or partner. These days, he’s more upset if you eat the last slice of all-meat pizza. This isn’t meant to “fat shame” Mr. Seagal (well, maybe a little), but for all intents and purposes, it’s been made clear by several incidents and parties that the action star is not a very nice guy. Happy birthday, Mr. Seagal!

Above the Law (1988)

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Seagal is at his fittest in his debut film as an ass-kicker who rides around with a pair of legs in his convertible. It’s not really about that, but I wish it was.

Out for Justice (1991)

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He still looks good three years after coming onto the scene, although it looks like he might have put on about five to 10 pounds. No worries, though. You can’t keep a nice v-neck off this guy, no matter his weight.

On Deadly Ground (1994)

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Whatchu covering up there, man? That’s a mighty big hoodie. Well, you do have a knife, so I’ll keep further comments to myself.

The Glimmer Man (1996)

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The only thing glimmering is Seagal’s eyes when he spots a KFC Double Down, amirite?

Exit Wounds (2001)

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After taking a short hiatus from cinema, Seagal comes back three years later looking a bit more full, let’s say.

Half Past Dead (2002)

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Okay, we’re now in pudgy territory with Seagal looking noticeably bloated, yet still angry. Also, notice the do-rag meant to hide his loving locks that were leaving at the time. You know he has a wig these days, right?

Flight of Fury (2007)

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I can’t tell if he’s massaging this guy or chopping him ferociously. Either way, you don’t want to be on the receiving end.

Machete (2010)

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Troublemaker

Here’s Seagal doing his best Tony Soprano imitation.

Now… 2015

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Anyone think that goatee might smell like three-day-old sushi and vomit? Listen, Seagal gave us some of the greatest bad films of all-time, so let’s give him some credit. But damn, man, you let yourself go too fast. We should have had at least five more years of skinny Seagal.

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