If you’re a huge Vin Diesel fan, then you’re likely exXxtremely exXxcited for the release of the xXx: Return of Xander Cage teaser trailer on Wednesday. If you’re a stupidly huge fan of the actor and his trio of stupidly wonderful franchises, Diesel has you covered with a little grease for your gears in this Xander Cage teaser trailer teaser. And it certainly has everything you could want from a xXx trailer, between the bike flip, babes, and the character’s big, dumb fur-lined coat. The only things that are really missing, which we assume will either be answered in Wednesday’s official trailer or the film, are Xander’s weird nipple tattoo and, you know, an explanation for The Death of Xander Cage. But I’m sure there’s an awesome answer for that one.
Also of note is that Diesel wasn’t the only superstar to share the teaser, as his co-star Deepika Padukone also posted it to her Instagram account on Sunday night. We often joke about how insane Diesel’s social media presence is, what with his 24 million Instagram followers and 99-freaking-million Facebook fans, but it’s worth noting that Padukone’s teaser was liked 439,000 times on Instagram to Diesel’s 223,000 on Facebook. Does that mean anything? Not really, but it just goes to show that the guy knows how to make sure his films are surefire blockbusters. If The Rock shows up in xXx 3, we can just go ahead and give Diesel his own Fort Knox.
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