You guys, Shark Week is over! Are you sad? Honestly, I’m not, because — how do I say this without pissing off the entire internet — I think Shark Week is kinda played out. Like, I liked Shark Week a lot more when it was indie. Shark Week is just way too mainstream now.
So I’d like to propose something different in its place: Waka Flocka Flame week. Just look at Waka in the gif above out there in the ocean. Does he look like he’s scared of sharks? No, I think not. Why? Because Waka doesn’t give a f*ck, that’s why. Even better, dude is dropping lyrical dimes like it’s nobody’s business lately, as my pal Matt T pointed out on Twitter this afternoon: “Waka’s ‘pass the syrup I’m about to f*ck this food up’ is the lyric of the year. BOW.” Yes indeed. He’s also got the best name in all of hip-hop. Seriously, I defy anyone to offer up a better rapper name than Waka Flocka Flame. You can’t do it. Sh*t is the balls.
Thankfully, in the event you desire to not give a f*ck like Wacka, our friends at College Humor have created a quite hysterical and illuminating infographic to show you exactly how to do it. You can revel in its greatness after the jump.